Office Space

Here's how I tell who's who at the office:

Attorneys: Get an office with a view overlooking downtown Columbus
Paralegals: Get an office that has no window thus no view
Secretaries: Get no office & no window.... just a lovely cubicle

It's a slow news day. Went for happy hour after work & it struck me that I'm constantly out boozing & schmoozing. I have a good friend at work with whom I hang out with at these events so it turns out ok.