My Mistake

This week, the girl that seats next to me in one of my classes showed me pictures of her family: 2 very cute & naughty toddlers(the last naughty thing her daughter did was put all her mother's credit cards through the slot of her car cd player). So after the customary oohs & aahs, I pointed to one picture & said, "That must be your Mom." She gave me that look of 'oh-no-she-didn't.' "That's my husband!!!," she exclaimed. My bad.......but the guy wears 2 earrings, has long curly hair & looks older than she does.....damn sure looked like mom's to me.

I received a "Save the Date" post card from my prospective summer employer. The topic: Schedule for Summer Barbecues & Parties. Makes me feel all warm & fuzzy inside.....NOT! Just let me do my job, pay me & let me go home. Please.