GUILTY!

Sadaam Hussein was sentenced to death by hanging today. The appeal is automatic and if the sentence is upheld, execution will be carried out in 30 days. It's idiotic to think this will make Iraq any safer but let's not get into that.

Conspiracy theorists are already saying Bush manipulated the timing of the verdict to coincide with Tuesday's mid-term elections.

Don't fret, it's only 806 days, 12 hours, 38 minutes till he's gone!