Humble Abode

I was too lazy to go out & look for a place to move into this Aug so I put down the $600 deposit for a townhome that I had gone to see earlier this year. I really like it although I'm concerned about the wildlife. The landlord thought I was nuts when I asked him to give me details about all the critters I was bound to encounter while living there. "Well, really, the only thing I've had tenants complain about is centipedes in their basements.....but don't worry......we come out & spray so that whatever eggs they've laid don't hatch!!!!!!!" WTF?!